The Ryndex

I’ve bought 4 pairs of blue jeans in the last 2 months. That’s 1 pair every 2 weeks! And 75% of my new jeans are boot cut. The sweater I am wearing today has 4 buttons, 100% of which are on the left shoulder. My left, not yours.

This week, I spent approximately 40 hours at work, and 12 hours on public transport, which means that for every 60 seconds at work, I spend 18 second getting there and back. That time can be approximately divided into 8 seconds of reading, 5 seconds of chatting, 2 seconds of walking, 0.5 seconds of sleeping and the rest (2.5 seconds) just staring into space thinking, thinking.

This week, I spent exactly 92.5€ on going out to eat, which includes: the work cafeteria, one take-out chinese dinner, one pain au chocolat last Thursday morning and one night out with friends (my turn to pay). This does not include multiple coffees at work (0.3&euro). I spent exactly 0€ (which is approximately $0 CDN) on groceries. This makes the ration of out-food to in-food approximately 1:0. Please don’t calculate this as a percentage without advanced number theory.

Every day this week: I made 0.42 phone calls from home. I had 28% of a bath and 85% of a shower, and I project that the showers will maintain and/or increase their lead. I ate slightly more than 2 distinct meals. I went running 0 times, and roller-blading 0 times. I read about 84 pages in French (mostly on the aforementioned metro).

And you?